5 Dreadful Tasks

Hello wank puppies, its time for some degrading and dreadful task. Look at you. As you sit there reading this, you thirst for my directives and you will be a good bitch boy and do as I say no matter how abhorrent, torturous or degrading it may be. You will need the following; a pair of underwear, duct tape, thumb tacks, toothbrush, tooth paste, cup, a stick of butter and a belt.