Whoa! I cant believe Im getting half of your commission for this. Thats 7000! How does it feel? the real-estate agent asks me as she tramples! Im pretty sure shes crazy! She tramples me to a PULP! She was like super HYPER! She leaps, steps, stomps, totally insane! My ribs were close to cracking! Even when I attempted rolling over shed proceed to trample! I couldnt get her off at times! I had to take a break after only 2 MINUTES! Thats how bad it was! Shes tall and disruptive! Did I mention she stands on my HEAD and Mouth too! She even throws in a few VICTORY POSES! She stands on my mouth until my lips turn blue! My mouth was sore for a week! I called for a break pause after she trampled my mouth for so long and she didnt even get off! Thats uncommon to see and I love it! I told her she was evil for not getting off she laughed and simply said Im not evil at all, I just want my money! This is not evil, you havent seen anything yet! This woman is CRAZY! I think Im going to just stand on your head now. There truly isnt much there to begin with huh. Kind of stupid to give me all that money from your commission. Then she proceeds to practice her victory poses while standing on my skull! She tells me to stop writhing like a little dame so she could strike the flawless pose! At the very end she holds the camera while stepping down on my throat! You can see my neck flatten under her foot! She nearly CRUSHED my windpipe! DEFINITELY ONE OF THE HARDEST TRAMPLE EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE! MY THROAT WAS TOTALLED!
