Retarded Boy welcomes his fresh customer with a friendly hello only to be snubbed by another rich upper class chick with a Get to work Bitchboy! He gets on the ground and instantly commences tonguing the dirty bottoms of her boots as she unfolds a magazine! She gawps down a few times ensuring he cleans her boots well, quicker idiot. She smiles with a look of satisfaction as he munches mess while she reads! Boys like him who never went to school deserve nothing more in life! She shows no interest in carrying on a conversation with a retarded bitchboy! Can we br friends after? he asks! No you retard! Eat my boots and thats all you get! You should be blessed you can do that. she replies as he resumes eating the bottoms and high-heeled slippers of her boots! You call that clean? Come here and Ill show you how its done! she orders pointing to the step of the boot cleaners chair! He lies his head on the step as she steps down on his throat and wipes her other boot across his tongue as if it were nothing but a carpet! Lick my boot! she says putting her heel in his mouth! PROLOGUE: The economys been bad recently and no company will hire a retard during a recession! So in order to make ends meat he had to find a way to make a little money just to feed himself and pay the bills so he doesnt find himself living on the streets without a roof over his head. So he places an add on craigslist as a shoe shiner for young students. In order to stand out from the competition he claims the cleaning is completely done by TONGUE! Immediately he gets flooded with e-mails from students wanting their shoes cleaned! This is the story of a retard during hard economic times!
